Bitchin'

I told my sister to start a blog. She said she wouldn't know what to write and I told her to just write about what she does all day and what goes on in her head. Apparently, it would be something like this:
"Jessica's Blog:
I fed Looper today.
.............."
The End.
So I hate my dad. Almost officially. Here's why (please understand that I exaggerate to make it more interesting, but what is said in these words were portrayed in body language in real life):
ALEDA: Wow, I've had a long day babysitting. I think I'll sit down at the computer, relax, and chat with my friends. :)
DAD: You're on the computer??? WTF. You're on aaaalllll the time. GAWD.
ALEDA: ... You're kidding, right?
DAD: Pff. Fine, I'll just watch Memoirs of a Geisha.
ALEDA: Oh, wait, no. Jess and I were planning to watch it tomorrow. That's fine right? You can watch Nine now.
DAD: NO. I want to watch Memoirs of a Geisha just to piss you off. And I want to piss you off because you're on the computer when I want to be on.
ALEDA: Um... can't you just watch something else?
DAD: No, I can't.
ALEDA: Er... yes, you can.
DAD: *puts on Memoirs of a Geisha*
ALEDA: *winces* Can you turn it down please?
DAD: FUCK NO. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, GET THE FUCK OUT.
ALEDA: ... :'( *gets the fuck out*
Come to think of it actually, not much of it was exaggerated. And it's obvious where it is exaggerated. *sigh* Well, that's my dad for ya. :( Can't wait till I move out. I now have a headache from crying.
Anyway, on a brighter note. Babysitting wasn't so bad. Here's how it happened:
9:54 am - I arrive at Rory's. Apparently I get $210 for 2 days a week of work. NAICE. :DD
10:04 am - We head to the swimming pool that is in the complex where Rory lives. She can't swim, so I had to keep an eye on her the whole time. It wasn't very fun. But a couple of her friends arrived so she splashed around with them a little bit.
11:00 am - We exit the pool.
11:30 am - I begin making lunch of mac n' cheese. Rory wanted to put the cheese in and so she got up on her stool and reached over to pour it in. Then her stool slipped from under her so her hands go down to catch her fall. And where do they land? On the hot stove. And the cheese went everywhere. She screamed and cried. *sigh* Rory's parents said it wasn't anyone's fault. It was just an accident. Of course I nod and smile, but it was totally my fault. XD I had put the pot of mac n' cheese on the burner farthest from her so when she slipped her hands obvs went to the hot burner directly beneath her. And she only slipped because she had to reach across to the farthest burner to pour the cheese in. Eheheh... oopsie. :P
11:50 am - We eat lunch! Afterwards we play doctor and other boring stuff.
1:00 pm - We go to the swimming pool again to meet up with Rory's friends. This time I didn't go swimming, which upset Rory a little bit. But my swimsuit was wet and blah and I didn't want to swim with a ton of little kids. :D
2:30 pm - We leave the pool again. At home we watch tv and make puzzles and play boardgames etc. etc. etc.
4:19 pm - The parents return! HALLELUJAH. Rory wanted me to come to the Farmer's Market with them but I was like helllzzz no. srryz. Basically. XD
4:25 pm - They drive me home. :3 Then the shiz with dad happens.
UGH.